Scottie the snake has lost his hiss.
What can you do with a snake like this?
Wilma the wolf has lost her howl.
Her pretty brown face is wearing a scowl.

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I think we must visit Ollie the owl.
He's so wise, he knows everything.
He says "Twit-to-woo I know what to do,
Twit-to-woo here's what to do."

Candy the crocodile has lost her snap.
Lost her snap? Well just fancy that.
Larry the leopard has lost his spots.
So he's wearing a jumper with big red dots.

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Kelly the camel has lost her hump.
She's stamping her feet,
they go thump, thump, thump.
Leo the lion has lost his roar.
He left it behind the bathroom door.

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Colleen the cat has lost her miaow.
And when she sings it sounds like a cow.
Douggie the dog has lost his bark.
And now he's frightened of the dark.